Be still the hearts of all young women...
He is the hearthrob of the junior dog show world. Recently 18, our dear Mikey is playing in the big leagues now, I hear. I get all confused about what and where and age limits and all that. I s'pose it doesn't matter. What DOES matter is every girl under the age of 24 has a crush on Michael (and even some over the age of 24----what? I'm married! Stop looking at me like that--I'm a happily married woman and besides, I'm 16 years older than he is. No, it's NOT like The Graduate -- that is so 1960s...oh, this conversation is every shade of wrong.)
And it's not just the doggie girls who pant at Michael's presence. However, they find him uber-sweet because of his penchant for poochies. He's a great handler.
A DOG HANDLER, pervert. Get your head outta the gutter. Sheesh. SOME PEOPLE.
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