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Kendon...on the Interstate of Babyhood

Where the hell did YOU learn to drive?!?, originally uploaded by funnybone.

Okay, so I used the 'H-E-double-hockey-sticks' word. Sorry. Kendon doesn't swear yet (at least I don't THINK so). But Brennan does. SO I have instituted a LIFESTYLE change and I have tried very hard to modify my language habits, YES, even in the car. I figure that words are meant to be used, even the four-letter ones, and by golly, I have used them my entire life. Ask Mom about the 3rd grade soccer game where I got a RED card and was thrown out of the game. (Well...in my own defense, the ref WAS a complete moron. And adding insult to injury--you'd think I would have learned my lesson--the choice "language" I directed at the ref ALSO bought me a mouthful of Ivory soap--99.4% pure--because my MOTHER was also my coach!) ANYWAY...this is Mr. K in his new car. You see that little yellow ball thingie? He gets NUTS and shakes and slobbers because he can't grab it and shove it in his mouth (yet). Sort of like watching a rabid dog. Only without the teeth. Or the rabies part. Or the need to be put down. You know what I mean.

posted by JSY @ 10:28 AM