If he's the smart one of the bunch...
...then I think his siblings are buggered.
I don't know what compelled Kendon to eat his foot. Maybe it had something to do with the "Hunger Quotient."
The "Hunger Quotient" is the mathematical representation of the relationship between one's current nutritional status (i.e., are you hungry?) and the willingness of the Mother to get her butt off the couch to find the cordless phone to order Pizza Hut.
Kendon's quotient was abnormally elevated when this photo was taken. Good thing Pizza Hut wasn't too busy; the pimply-faced, Geo-driving, Star Trek-loving delivery guy arrived in the nick of time. We managed to save most of K-Q's big toe. Crisis pretty much averted.
posted by JSY @ 10:58 PM
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You make me laugh. I wish I could write as snappily as you. You so smart. :)
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