Monday, October 17, 2005

Say good things about me, folks ...

So I applied for a gig as a proofreader with a company outta N.J. (for my Canadian friends, that would be "New Jersey" -- East Coast, birthplace of my all-time favorite musician, Sir Bruce Springsteen). Required with the application was a short bio to relay what I interpreted to be "human information," not just regurgitation of one's resume. I gave them the blog addy to show that I have a life, though I'm sorta thinkin' it might backfire when they see that I really DON'T have a life but rather an incurable case of verbal dysentery.

Wow. That was totally gross.

Ah, what the heck. At least they'll see I'm not your average duck and that I DO make cute kids.

Speaking of, I think Kendon is on top of the television cabinet again. Gotta jet.

Did I mention it's DOG CLASS night?? Oh, joy. *ho hum* Maybe I'll take the AlphaSmart and get ready for NaNoWriMo ... any buggin' novelists out there who're gonna take the plunge? Fourteen days and countin', baby!

Friday, October 07, 2005

I'm working up to a post...

Seriously. I'm working on it. But right now, my company is due to arrive in T-minus 2 hours and counting. I am in my boxers and a T-shirt I snarfed out of the neighbor's donation bag (it's cool -- it says "He who laughs last thinks the slowest" -- thanks, Adam). I have yet to mop the floors, finish the dishes, clean the bathrooms, vacuum, make the futon up with clean sheets, dress the boyz, or take a shower.

I gotta jet. I PROMISE I will say something witty. Eventually. Maybe tonight. I'll probably be good and ready by then, wouldn't you say?

THAT COULD BE A LITTLE SOUR, MOMMMM!

WHO LIKES LEMONS???